February 2010
83 posts
Wtf…my bear bead just ran off. i found it behind the computer. what in tarnation..?
You bumbling FOOOOL! D:
I fricknnnn love surprises!
What i want to do: make kandi and write. what i’m going to do: draw graphs of sine and cosine. kill me.
January 2010
208 posts
6 pills in one night is not okay, little miss.
Two more weeeks.
Well that depends. What do you want in a girl—besides your penis?
Mercedes on.
I hate when i’m talking to the driver of a car and they keep glancing at me…its creepy.
Oh…that was rude.
There’s a hellla lot of old people at the movies today…i wonder if its field trip day at the retirement home?
There’s another shrek coming out. really? fml.
Upsidown letters look like russian.
I give him compliments tell him he’s cute. he gives me a person to tell them to and not explode. it all works out.
Singing with a southern accent doesnt make you a country singer… (Taylor swift.)
Drawing pictures in condensation. :]
I miss the happy times. c:
That guy looked like jack
– “That guy looked like jack frost from santa claus 3.” “i thought he looked like martin short.” lmfao
FWD: Have you gotten cursed lately?
This isnt a good year for our pets. XD alice died, cooney got put down, now dino has cancer. niice.
Atttractiveeeeeee yesyesyes
Hahhaha well good to know that i have a very specific type and go for the same ish looking people. XD but i dont mind…
Thumb wrestling when you have an intense cardboard cut on your thumb does not work.
Everyday you do something i least expect. you crazy poodlepop. i love/hate chuuuu.
This is what he sounds like when he sings. “Harimshuggoolaldalamsfraggle…”
A demon baby is stabbing my throat with his fire tipped horns. :c (i have a sore thoat.)
Can i have this dance?
God save the queen.
I promise to take you to the..” “I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD!
Hey! Get away from my hot fudge hut!
Whoa. tongue spasm. interesting.
Either he mean to say “skate park,” not “space park.” orrr…i’m cuckooooooo for cocoa pufffs.
When i was little i had really crooked front teeth and liked to bite things to see my freakish bite mark. that same mark is on my arm ah!
She’s beautiful. she’s beautiful, its true!
I’ve been saying “like” alot lately. thats gotta stop.
Holding hands doesnt make you a couple.
I pity the foool!
Stop.
In a relationship, the power lies with the person who cares the least.
Ahhaha oh my god, i’m reading my journal and i am sooo funny. i have all these inside jokes with myself, goddamn XD
Holy shit. “how” and “who” have the exact same lettters.
It’s not goodbye, it’s see you later.
Ouchh, papercut! its as deep as manhattan!
I was stuttering like craazy in theatre today. it was insane.
So i have a journal which i havent been writing in much lately cause i’ve been tumbling errthang. i bet it feels replaced. :c
You’re a jerk. jerk jerk jerk.
I’m always missing someone these days. why cant people just stay? :c
He was out of my league and i knew it the whole time. i still got my hopes up. sighh
I butter them up up up. all of them for no reason. maybe i just looove butter.